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April 9, 2011
The Plague is going through the store, picking AGC's employees off one by one, starting with the managers.  Here is the risk you run if you have an office in the store and you are out sick: the office will be decorated, complete with yellow "cuidado" tape, face masks, bleach, Lysol, rubber gloves, and a statue of a dog (?).

Small print: "If the symbol on this sign appears out of focus, please see a physician immediately-- you may have an eye infection."